An Outhouse In Your House

I just found the best pet invention ever online. A portable, self-contained, self-cleaning doggie outhouse. Well, kind of self-cleaning. Don’t throw away that pooper-scooper yet cuz you’re still gonna need it. But check out that onboard sprinkler system on the Premium version; it waters and rinses away urine, and you don’t have to lift a finger, though your dog may lift a leg, tee hee. Use it outdoors if you want to save your lawn, or if all you’ve got is a balcony. Use it indoors if you don’t even have one of those. Place it somewhere dry if your dog usually just stands in the rain, tail tucked firmly, staring at you like your crazy, and then pees on the leg of your couch when you finally give up and let him back inside. It’s a litter box your dog can use without sacrificing his dignity. And it gives “indoor plumbing” a whole new meaning, don’t it?

One small disclaimer: I don’t believe the manufacturer of the particular product I linked you all to actually invented the concept, and there are other manufacturers of similar products as well. But I give mad props to whomever first thought up this crazy and hilarious, yet brilliant idea.

Let's Get Nekkid!

Ever heard of the Chinese Crested dog? You know, those naked dogs that have seemingly random tufts of hair sprouting out of various body parts, and that often win your local Ugly Dog Contest. Take a gander at these 2008 World’s Ugliest Dog contestants. Half of those beauties are Chinese Crested dogs. Now feast you eyes upon the previous three-time champion. Don’t feel bad, judges, I recoiled, too.

But what about adorable Chappy, or sweet Mikael? I personally love the look of the Chinese Crested (at least, those dogs who won’t be wearing an ugliest dog crown). Love those cheerful mop-tops and dainty fuzzy feet. All that warm, soft skin must be so soothing to stroke. And I’ll tell you what, the less hair on the dog, the less hair on my carpet. And couch. And clothes. Etc.

Want to know more about these fascinating four-legged friends? Read more about them here. Interested in adopting a rescue Crested? This is a wonderful rescue organization. Is the Chinese Crested the right dog for you? Embrace your inner nudist and get nekkid. I double dog dare you.

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